"Smells Like Your Tongue Has Plans Tonight" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

Because your home should smell as good as your intentions.

Introducing the candle that says what we're all thinking — "Smells Like Your Tongue Has Plans Tonight." Whether you're setting the mood, treating yourself, or gifting your favorite lesbian the most perfectly on-brand present she's ever received, this candle delivers on every level.

Made by The Lesbian Corner — a brand built for the community, by the community — this isn't just a candle. It's a vibe. A statement. A whole personality trait in a jar.

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly, and non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, no nonsense
• 9oz glass jar — reusable after burning (hello, chic desk organizer)
• 50–60 hour burn time — long enough for a very good night
• Compliant with ASTM safety standards
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR ITSELF

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — compact enough for a nightstand, bold enough for a shelf. After your candle is done, clean out the glass jar and repurpose it however you like. We won't judge.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

Pick the aroma that matches your energy — all 12 scents are available:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Cozy and a little spicy, just like you.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Mysterious. Alluring. Untameable.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & a smoky fireplace. Holiday magic in a jar.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon meets sweet, creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. A classic combo for a reason.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, curry, coconut, cardamom & pepper with a sweet musky finish. Unexpected and absolutely addictive.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, powder, sandalwood & violet. Fresh out of the dryer energy.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical with just enough edge.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Like a walk on the beach but make it gay.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. Cleanse the space. Set the intention. You know the vibe.
10. Unscented — For the purists. Fragrance-free, no distractions, just a clean soft glow.
11. Sea Salt + Orchid (available in multiple variants — see dropdown)
12. More scents available — select from the dropdown menu at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbian & LGBTQ+ gifts
• Galentine's Day, Pride, birthdays & "just because"
• Bachelorette parties & bridal showers
• Self-care nights, date nights & everything in between
• Anyone who appreciates a candle that gets the joke

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn for best results
• Allow wax to pool to the edges on first burn to prevent tunneling