"Smells Like We're Not Leaving The Bed (Girls Only)" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

For the days when the outside world simply doesn't exist.

You know the ones. The curtains stay closed. The phones stay face-down. The only thing that matters is right there in that bed — and now your room can smell like it.

"Smells Like We're Not Leaving The Bed (Girls Only)" is the candle for your coziest, most unapologetically lesbian days. Light it. Stay horizontal. No further explanation required.

From The Lesbian Corner — made for the community, with the community fully in mind. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, ever
• 9oz reusable glass jar — repurpose it after the burn
• 50–60 hour burn time — for very long, very intentional mornings
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and nightstand-ready. After burning, clean out the jar and reuse it however you like — succulent planter, hair tie holder, tiny snack bowl. We support all of it.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one that matches the mood:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & dangerously cozy.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. For when you want the bedroom to feel like a mystery.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. Holiday hibernation mode: activated.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon, sweet creamy vanilla & gurjun balsam. A timeless comfort scent.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Exotic, warm & completely irresistible.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Smells like fresh sheets. Very on theme.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical and a little dangerous.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Breezy but make it romantic.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. Reset the energy. You deserve it.
10. Unscented — No fragrance, just a soft warm glow. Sometimes less is more.
11. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Rich, layered & deeply comforting.
12. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbian & LGBTQ+ gifts
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & "just because I love you"
• Galentine's Day & Pride celebrations
• Bachelorette parties & bridal showers
• Anyone who has ever intentionally ignored their alarm on a Sunday morning

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Let wax pool fully to the jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling