"Smells Like I Cancelled My Plans For Your Tongue" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

Some things are just worth cancelling for.

The dinner reservation? Rescheduled. The girls' night out? Raincheck. The very important thing you were definitely going to do tonight? Gone. And you have absolutely zero regrets.

"Smells Like I Cancelled My Plans For Your Tongue" is the candle for every time something — or someone — came up that was simply too good to pass on. Light it, let the room fill with something beautiful, and remember that the best decisions you've ever made were the spontaneous ones.

From The Lesbian Corner — for women who know exactly what their priorities are. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, no regrets
• 9oz reusable glass jar — as good the second time around as the first
• 50–60 hour burn time — cancel more plans, light it again
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized, because that's exactly where this one belongs. Clean out the glass jar after burning and reuse it however you like. It has good energy. Keep it around.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one worth cancelling plans for:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & completely worth it.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, mysterious & impossible to resist.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. The only holiday plans worth keeping — indoors.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. The comfort scent you always come back to.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Unexpected, complex & absolutely worth the last-minute cancel text.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh, easy & always a good call.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & zero regrets.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft, romantic & worth every cancelled plan.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. Clear the air. Set the mood. Stay in.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the glow. The cancelled plans speak for themselves.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians, sapphics & women who have their priorities straight (they don't)
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & spontaneous Tuesdays
• The friend who has sent the "something came up" text one too many times
• Bachelorette parties, Pride & Galentine's Day
• Gifting to yourself — because you cancelled plans for a reason

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.