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"Light This Candle When You're Ready To Risk It All For The Coochie" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

$19.50
Scents: Apple Harvest
Size: 9oz
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
Instructions included. No further guidance necessary.

Some candles set a mood. Some candles smell nice. And then there's this one — the candle that doubles as a declaration, a warning, and a whole life philosophy rolled into one 9oz glass jar.

"Light This Candle When You're Ready To Risk It All For The Coochie" is for the moments when you are fully committed, completely certain, and absolutely ready to make decisions that your future self will either high-five you for or quietly never speak of again. Either way — no regrets.

Light it. Mean it. From The Lesbian Corner. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR
  • 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
  • 100% cotton wick — no lead, all in
  • 9oz reusable glass jar — as committed as you are
  • 50–60 hour burn time — for every time you're ready to risk it all again
  • ASTM safety standard compliant
  • Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
  • Vegan & cruelty-free
  • Assembled in the USA
🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — compact enough for the nightstand, bold enough to be a whole personality. Clean out the glass jar after burning and repurpose it. It has witnessed commitment at its finest. Treat it accordingly.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one worthy of the risk:

  1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & absolutely worth it.
  2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, mysterious & the kind of thing you'd risk it all for.
  3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. Cozy, enveloping & zero hesitation.
  4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. Classic, irresistible & fully committed energy.
  5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Bold, complex & worth every single risk.
  6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh, clean & suspiciously innocent for this candle.
  7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, unapologetic & all in.
  8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft, romantic & worth the leap.
  9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. Clear the space. Commit to the moment.
  10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the flame. And the decision you've already made.
  11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR
  • Lesbians & sapphics who have absolutely no chill and own it completely
  • Birthdays, Pride, anniversaries & any night the energy is just right
  • The friend who has made questionable decisions for a good reason and would do it all again
  • Bachelorette parties, Galentine's Day & Pride celebrations
  • Gifting to your person as a very clear message about your intentions
🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY
  • Never leave a burning candle unattended
  • Keep away from children and pets
  • Do not burn near flammable objects
  • Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
  • Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling
💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.

Eco-friendly and non-toxic

Eco-friendly and non-toxic

This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

Reusable glass vessel

Reusable glass vessel

This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor

Apple Harvest scent

Apple Harvest scent

Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood

Cinnamon Vanilla scent

Cinnamon Vanilla scent

Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam

Clean Cotton scent

Clean Cotton scent

Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base

Sea Salt + Orchid scent

Sea Salt + Orchid scent

Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base

 Atlantis Whisper

Atlantis Whisper

Scent profile includes salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city's timeless allure

Christmas Warmth

Christmas Warmth

Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth

Coconut Cream + Cardamom

Coconut Cream + Cardamom

Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down

Peppered Passionfruit

Peppered Passionfruit

Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood

Unscented

Unscented

Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents

White Sage + Lavender scent

White Sage + Lavender scent

Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. .

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