"Light This Wick And I'll Lick Your Clit" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

The most straightforward transaction you'll ever make.

No mixed signals. No guessing games. No wondering what happens next. Just a very simple, very generous offer printed right there on the label in elegant serif font, as it should be.

"Light This Wick And I'll Lick Your Clit" is the candle that doubles as a contract. The terms are clear. The intention is stated. All that's left is to strike the match and hold up your end of the deal.

From The Lesbian Corner — where we believe in clear communication. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — the most important wick you'll ever light
• 9oz reusable glass jar — worthy of the occasion
• 50–60 hour burn time — a very generous offer, repeated often
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and exactly where it belongs. Clean out the glass jar after burning and repurpose it. It sparked something. Honor that.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one that sets the right mood for such a generous arrangement:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & very motivated.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, seductive & fully committed to the terms.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. The holiday gift that keeps on giving.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. Sweet, warm & eager to please.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Layered, exotic & absolutely dedicated.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh sheets. Smart planning.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & enthusiastically on board.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft, sensual & ready to deliver.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. Set the intention. Honor the agreement.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the wick. You know what to do.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians & sapphics who appreciate direct communication above all else
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & any night that needs zero ambiguity
• The friend who has never once been accused of being unclear about what she wants
• Bachelorette parties & Pride celebrations
• Gifting to your person as the most romantic contract ever written

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.