"Thanks For The Orgasms, More Please" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

Gratitude is important. So is knowing what you want.

Good manners matter. You were raised right. You say thank you, you show appreciation, and you are genuinely grateful for every single one. And then — because you also know your worth — you ask for more.

"Thanks For The Orgasms, More Please" is the candle that captures the perfect balance of appreciation and ambition. Light it as a thank you. Light it as a request. Light it because it's funny and you have excellent taste in home décor and life choices.

The perfect closing statement from The Lesbian Corner. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, only gratitude and forward momentum
• 9oz reusable glass jar — for round two, three, and beyond
• 50–60 hour burn time — enough time to be thankful many, many more times
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and exactly where it belongs. Clean out the glass jar after burning and repurpose it. It witnessed something worth being grateful for. Keep it around as a reminder.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one worthy of your gratitude:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & deeply appreciated.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, seductive & absolutely worth saying thank you for.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. The gift that keeps giving all season long.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. A classic worth revisiting again and again.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Layered, complex & worthy of a standing ovation.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh sheets. Good choices. No notes.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & enthusiastically encore-worthy.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft, romantic & sincerely appreciated.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. For the afterglow. You've earned it.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the glow. And the memory. And the request for more.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians & sapphics with excellent manners and higher standards
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & any morning after a very good night
• The friend who sends a thank you note and immediately follows it with a hint
• Bachelorette parties, Pride & Galentine's Day
• Gifting to your person — the most romantic review you've ever left

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.