"Thanks For The Orgasms, More Please (Don't Put The Strap Away)" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

Grateful. Enthusiastic. Very specific about next steps.

You have manners. You expressed appreciation. You said thank you like the well-raised woman you are. And then you looked over, saw what was happening, and immediately added one very important footnote.

"Thanks For The Orgasms, More Please (Don't Put The Strap Away)" is the candle for the woman who knows gratitude and ambition are not mutually exclusive. The thank you is genuine. The request is urgent. The parenthetical is non-negotiable.

Light it. Mean every word of it. From The Lesbian Corner. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, no stopping now
• 9oz reusable glass jar — built for an encore
• 50–60 hour burn time — the strap stays out the whole time
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and right where it needs to be. Clean out the glass jar after burning and repurpose it. It held something magnificent. Treat it accordingly.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one worthy of an encore performance:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & absolutely not done yet.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, seductive & the strap is definitely staying out.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. The gift that keeps on giving. Literally.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. Sweet enough to say thank you. Bold enough to ask for more.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Complex, layered & nowhere near finished.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh sheets. Already need new ones. No regrets.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & the encore is mandatory.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft, romantic & the parenthetical still stands.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. Clear the energy. Immediately create more of it.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the glow, the gratitude, and the very clear instructions.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians & sapphics who know exactly what they want and aren't shy about it
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & any night that deserves a round two
• The friend who has never once been satisfied with just one of anything
• Bachelorette parties, Pride & Galentine's Day
• Gifting to your person — the most detailed thank you note ever written

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.