"Thanks For The Orgasms, Sorry About Your Neighbors" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

Two feelings. Both completely valid. Zero regrets.

Gratitude for one. A mild apology for everyone within earshot. It was a good night — a great night, actually — and the neighbors are just going to have to accept that as part of the package deal of living next door to you.

"Thanks For The Orgasms, Sorry About Your Neighbors" is the candle that acknowledges all parties involved in the evening — the ones who had a wonderful time, and the ones who were simply in the vicinity. You're grateful. You're a little sorry. You would absolutely do it again.

From The Lesbian Corner — where we apologize to no one, except the neighbors. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, no volume control
• 9oz reusable glass jar — as unapologetic as you are
• 50–60 hour burn time — the neighbors are going to need to adjust
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and proudly displayed. Clean out the glass jar after burning and repurpose it. Maybe use it to send your neighbors some cookies. It's the least you can do.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one that set the whole evening off:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & the neighbors heard everything.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, seductive & apparently very loud.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. 'Tis the season to disturb the whole building.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. Sweet enough to almost feel bad about it. Almost.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Exotic, layered & carrying through every wall.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh sheets. The neighbors know why.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & zero indoor voice.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft and romantic right up until it wasn't.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. For the cool-down. The neighbors appreciate it.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the glow. And the sounds the neighbors are still processing.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians & sapphics with thin walls and absolutely no shame
• Apartment dwellers, condo owners & anyone with a HOA that's about to have a meeting
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & any night that got a little out of hand in the best way
• Bachelorette parties & Pride celebrations
• Gifting to your person — and maybe one to the neighbors as an olive branch

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.