"Thanks For The Orgasms, Sorry About Your Neighbors (They Heard Lesbians Again)" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

😂 "(They Heard Lesbians Again)" — the word "AGAIN" is everything. The neighbors have simply accepted their fate. Here's the listing:

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"Thanks For The Orgasms, Sorry About Your Neighbors (They Heard Lesbians Again)" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONAgain. It happened again. The neighbors are unsurprised.

At this point it's practically a scheduled event. The neighbors have stopped wondering, stopped speculating, and have simply accepted that this is their life now. They hear lesbians. Regularly. With enthusiasm. And honestly? Good for everyone involved.

"Thanks For The Orgasms, Sorry About Your Neighbors (They Heard Lesbians Again)" is the candle that celebrates the kind of relationship where the apology note to the neighbors is basically a standing template. You're grateful. They're resigned. The building has character now.

From The Lesbian Corner — proudly heard through walls since day one. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, no keeping it down
• 9oz reusable glass jar — a regular fixture in this household
• 50–60 hour burn time — the neighbors have updated their white noise playlist accordingly
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and a permanent resident of this bedroom. Clean it out after burning and repurpose it. The neighbors will recognize it. They've seen it before.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one the neighbors have definitely smelled through the vents:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & the neighbors know this one by now.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, seductive & apparently travels through drywall.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. A holiday tradition the whole building participates in whether they want to or not.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. Sweet, warm & the neighbors have smelled worse.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Exotic, layered & drifting under the door as we speak.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh sheets. Again. The neighbors connect the dots.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & the whole hallway knows.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Romantic, breezy & yes, still audible next door.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. The cool-down scent. The neighbors exhale with you.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the glow. And the sounds. The neighbors know the drill.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians & sapphics whose neighbors have simply stopped asking questions
• Apartment dwellers in buildings with notoriously thin walls
• Couples celebrating a very active, very audible relationship
• Bachelorette parties, Pride & Galentine's Day
• Gifting to your person — and a second one for the neighbors, bless them

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.