"Light This When You Want Round Two (More Like Round Five)" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

😂 "(More Like Round Five)" — the correction in the parenthetical is everything. Nobody is keeping accurate count here. Here's the listing:

🕯️ PRODUCT TITLE

"Light This When You Want Round Two (More Like Round Five)" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONRound two. Give or take three rounds.

You said round two. You meant it when you said it. But somewhere between then and now the count got a little fuzzy, the candle kept burning, and here you both are — still going, still enthusiastic, with absolutely zero interest in stopping to do the math.

"Light This When You Want Round Two (More Like Round Five)" is the candle for the nights where the number stops mattering and the only thing that counts is that nobody is done yet. Light it at the start. Still be lighting it at round whatever. Lose track entirely. That's the goal.

From The Lesbian Corner — where we stopped counting and started living. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, no finish line in sight
• 9oz reusable glass jar — still standing after all those rounds
• 50–60 hour burn time — long enough for round two through however many you get to
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and still glowing through every single round. Clean out the glass jar after burning and repurpose it. It kept track even when you didn't. Respect.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one with enough staying power for round five:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & still going strong.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, seductive & built for endurance.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. The gift that just keeps giving. And giving. And giving.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. Sweet, warm & in it for the long haul.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Layered, complex & nowhere near finished.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh sheets that are about to need changing again.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & the energy is still fully there.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft, romantic & somehow still going.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. For the eventual cool-down. Eventually.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the glow, the count nobody is keeping, and round six on the horizon.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians & sapphics with impressive stamina and no interest in stopping
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & any night the math stopped being relevant
• The couple who says "just one more" approximately five times in a row every time
• Bachelorette parties, Pride & Galentine's Day
• Gifting to your person — a candle that matches your collective energy perfectly

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.