"Light This If You Want Me Riding Your Face Tonight" — Funny Lesbian Candle | 100% Natural Soy Wax | 9oz | LGBT Gift | Choose Your Scent

The simplest RSVP system ever invented.

No texts. No awkward asking. No wondering if the vibe is right. Just a candle, a match, and the clearest yes/no question that has ever been posed in a relationship. She put the candle out. The answer is entirely up to you. Strike the match and make your intentions known.

"Light This If You Want Me Riding Your Face Tonight" is the most efficient communication tool in any lesbian household. One action. One answer. Zero ambiguity. The candle is waiting. The evening is pending your response.

From The Lesbian Corner — streamlining relationship communication one label at a time. 🏳️‍🌈

🌿 WHAT'S INSIDE THE JAR

• 100% natural soy wax blend — clean-burning, eco-friendly & non-toxic
• 100% cotton wick — no lead, just the clearest question ever asked
• 9oz reusable glass jar — ask the question as many times as you like
• 50–60 hour burn time — fifty hours of very enthusiastic answers
• ASTM safety standard compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes & phthalates
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Assembled in the USA

🫙 THE JAR

Dimensions: 2.8" diameter × 3.5" tall — nightstand-sized and waiting for your answer. Clean out the glass jar after burning and repurpose it. It asked a great question and got a great answer. Keep it as a reminder to always communicate this clearly.

🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

All 12 scents available — pick the one that smells like a yes:

1. Apple Harvest — Ripe apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange & cedarwood. Warm, spicy & the match is already in hand.
2. Atlantis Whisper — Salty ocean air, dark musk & sandalwood. Deep, seductive & the answer was yes before she finished reading.
3. Christmas Warmth — Orange spice, fir, pine & smoky fireplace. The most wonderful time of year just got better.
4. Cinnamon Vanilla — Spicy cinnamon & sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam. Sweet question. Sweeter answer.
5. Coconut Cream + Cardamom — Lemon, coconut, cardamom, pepper & sweet musk. Complex, layered & lit before the sentence was even finished.
6. Clean Cotton — Cotton blossom, lemon, linen, sandalwood & violet. Fresh sheets. Excellent planning. The answer is yes.
7. Peppered Passionfruit — Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber & musk. Tropical, bold & she found the lighter immediately.
8. Sea Salt + Orchid — Sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley & tonka bean. Soft, romantic & answered without hesitation.
9. White Sage + Lavender — Lavender, chamomile, sage, rosemary & cedarwood. Set the intention. Light the candle. You know what it means.
10. Unscented — No fragrance. Just the flame and the enthusiastic answer it represents.
11. More scents available — select from the dropdown at checkout.

Note: All scents share the same wax color.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Lesbians & sapphics who appreciate efficient, unambiguous communication
• Anniversaries, Valentine's Day & any night a simple question deserves a simple answer
• The couple that has replaced small talk with a very effective candle-based signaling system
• Bachelorette parties, Pride & Galentine's Day
• Gifting to your person — leave it somewhere visible and let her decide

🕯️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Never leave a burning candle unattended
• Keep away from children and pets
• Do not burn near flammable objects
• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn
• Allow wax to fully pool to jar edges on first burn to prevent tunneling

💌 FROM THE LESBIAN CORNER

The Lesbian Corner started the way the best things do...with love for community and a decision to just go for it. This shop is a one-woman operation, built from scratch and from the heart, with one goal: to create a space that feels like it was made for you...because it was.

Whether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who gets it, you belong here. No pretending, no performing...just good vibes, good laughs, and a whole lot of pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to your corner.